Why the world does NOT need Super Man !

This is a review of the movie “Super Man Returns”. And I have all the inner dope on it which I will share with you. Anyone who has not seen this movie please read this review so that you can be enlightened and instead of watching the movie you can spend the evening watching the pathetic re runs of “Indian glorious moments in cricket” on ESPN. And in case you have seen this movie and are out of shock then this review will give you more insight and news.

Ekta kapoor has finally accepted that she was the back ground director of this movie. And that’s why you see such a slow paced, boring, mellow dramatic far too stretched movie. On her debut on holly wood she was unavailable for comments but the whole movie fraternity is involved in solving the puzzle: Where is the K of Ekta Kapoor in “Superman Returns”.

Kevin Spacey, yes I know you can’t believe that was it really Kevin spacey? The same guy who acted in The American Beauty, the usual suspects? How can he deliver such a DUD performance? But reportedly, Kevin spacey was suffering from CONSTIPATION while doing this role. And not only this, he was letting go such bad air on the sets that no one, including his side kicks concentrate on acting.

George Bush, after watching the premiere remarked that this movie has betrayed the whole nation. “How can you make a movie with out any reference to Islamic terrorists?” said he. But apparently the reason why he saw the movie was for the latest fashion cues on the art of wearing underwear. For all of those who don’t know he has been featuring in a Times of India daily comic strip “Dubyaman” for quite some time now.

And for the super man himself, he has been missing ever since the movie released. But I just came to know that he has been kidnapped by the other super heroes aka Spider Man, Bat Man and a whole bunch of X Men. The reason they give is that Super Man is a big threat to the fan following these super heroes enjoy. They are afraid that if Super Man gives one more such movie, people will stop watching their movies and they will out of job.

On a personal note, I will say that Krish, which is really a bad movie is much better than Super Man. I want to congratulate Rakesh Roshan on this. Hrithik looks so much better and charming. Its difficult for a Bollywood movie to match the standards of Hollywood in terms of special effects, but none the less we have to keep trying. And Krish is a good attempt.

As a final word, I will say that only those people who are suffering from sleep deficiency should go to watch this movie. Its worth 100 rupees in that context.